10 Things you should never say to a witch:
1. Wow! Y'all really DO have warty noses, don'tcha?
2. Will that be 1 broom or 2?
3. You want frogs with that?
4. Go a head… I dare you.
5. What kind of conditioner do you use in your hair?
6. So...whatcha got cooking in that big black pot there?
7. How's your sister?
8. What's for dinner?
9. You're a witch, huh? Cool! How many of your ancestors got burned at the stake?
Oh, that last one was sick. Sorry
