A funny thing happened to me on the way home.....

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The other day coming home from Becky's I needed to use the restroom,
I stopped at a rest area.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me,

But I answered, "Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? I'm in a bathroom stall, what does she think I'm doing? But I answer, "Uh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

Then she asks another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me, I firmly say,
"No, I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear her say nervously,
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's some idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.