Almost 2020 and these questions aren't answered yet..

Jul 5, 2011
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Greetings:

Well, it's almost 2020 and I still have so many unanswered questions. I don't know who let the dogs out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street...why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why do all flavors of Froot Loops taste exactly the same...why eggs are packaged in flimsy Styrofoam or paper cartons, but batteries are packaged in plastic that's tough as nails...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed...why "abbreviated" is such a long word...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, but dish washing liquid is made with real lemons...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...why do you "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"...who's getting that extra penny...why does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, and why did you just try to sing those two songs...exactly what is Victoria's secret...why does Hawaii have interstate highways...why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway...why is there braille on drive-thru ATMs.

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