Bible humor

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I had been reading Daniel 12 and came to verse 3, "And they that be wise shall shine as the brightness of the firmament; and they that turn many to righteousness as the stars for ever and ever."

Which reminded me of Genesis 15:5, "He took him outside and said, "Look up at the heavens and count the stars--if indeed you can count them." Then he said to him, "So shall your offspring be."

So Abraham looked... then he had a thought and said, "Oh Lord.. Please tell me that You don't expect me to come up with names for all of these!"

:D