Blond one Liners
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way!
Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the computer screen!
Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
A: They don't know the route!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone!
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!
Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first!
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought!
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade!
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way!
Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said "concentrate"!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Very Gifted!
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the computer screen!
Q: Why don't blondes have elavator jobs?
A: They don't know the route!
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone!
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear!
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!
Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first!
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought!
Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?
A: Third Grade!
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