I was just reading that a common malady among old people is sleeplessness. Since I don't sleep as much as I used to, I make good use of my time learning new things.
In 2010 I suffered a severe heart attack of a type that has a 90% death rate (called a "widow maker") during which I was clinically dead for about a minute. As I was dying, I found myself apologizing to God for not learning everything I should have.
Well, obviously I didn’t kick the bucket, and now that I'm retired, I spend a lot of time studying all kinds of stuff, from cosmology to theology, that helps me appreciate God more and increase my wonder and worship toward him.
I know you were kidding, but I thought a little testimony might be encouraging to other brothers and sisters.