During the announcements one Sunday, the pastor said that there would be a board meeting in the back of the church immediately after the service. At the appointed time, the board members gathered, but when the pastor approached he saw that a visitor was standing among them. "Brother," he said, "this meeting is for the board only."
"Yes, reverend, I know that," the man replied, "and I came because I reckon I'm about as bored as anyone."
"Yes, reverend, I know that," the man replied, "and I came because I reckon I'm about as bored as anyone."