Father's Day joke..

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Greetings:

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.
So she decides to do a DNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.

Husband: Well don't you remember, do you??

bye
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.
You said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.

bye
 
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