That photo up in yer first post looks alot like a politician from over yonder in Massachusetts. He drinks a bunch and everbody in New England has known this guy to be a 'space case' fer years and years. As he is soberin' up every mornin', he always tells his friends that 'little green men' were after him.
Now don't that beat all? - Fer once in his life, he wuz tellin' the truth !!