Funny Story .... Walking The dog ... False

#1
Funny Story .... Walking The dog ... False

WALKING THE DOG



A woman was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane
was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained
that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the
aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had
noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because the seeing-eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout
the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the
pilot
approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in
Sacramento
for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"

The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch
his
legs."

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they
looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing-eye dog! The
pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried
to
change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
 
#3
If I had been the pilot, I would have borrowed her white cane as well, and, as I stepped out of the plane I would have asked loudly, "Is this San Francisco?"