German Jokes

Jane Blond

A German, an Englishman, an American and a Frenchman sat together in a bar. The door suddenly opened and Jesus appeared. "I can cure you of your afflictions", he said. He cured the American, the Frenchman and the Englishman. When he came to the German, this said: "Do not touch me! I am certified as ill for four weeks ".
To understand this joke, one must know; this one was certified as ill, his full pay gets for somebody for six weeks. And after this about 80% of his pay (by the health insurance company)