Getting Old

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An elderly couple were sitting reading their bibles when the husband said he was going to go to the kitchen and wanted to know if his wife wanted anything. She replied, "Yes, but you best write it down, 'cause you'll only forget it." "No I won't", he replied. She continued, "I'd like some toast with butter and strawberry jelly." Twenty minutes later he comes back and gives her a bowl of cereal and she exclaimed to him, "SEE! I told you you should have written it down! You forgot the spoon!" :D