Got Married Again

An 80 year old lady that lives nearby told all of her neighbors that after her third husband had passed away, she got married again for the fourth time. One of the neighbors asked her what her new husband did for a living. She replied that he was an Undertaker. She also mentioned that when she was 20 years old, she married a banker. When she was 40 years old, she married a circus performer. When she was 60 years old, she married a Minister. And now, she married the Undertaker. It seems as if this was: One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready and Four to go.
 
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