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[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif]A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] husband.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] "Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh wowowowow! You're cooking[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. ohhhhh NO OH NOOOOOO ! WHERE are[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] SALT! THE SALT!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] it feels like when I'm driving.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] husband.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] "Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh wowowowow! You're cooking[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. ohhhhh NO OH NOOOOOO ! WHERE are[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK![/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] SALT! THE SALT!"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,Sans Serif] it feels like when I'm driving.[/FONT]