Three pastors were having a discussion about the best way to pray while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is the best way to pray," the first pastor said.

Not really," the second asserted. "One should stand upright with arms upraised to heaven. That's the best way to pray."

"You're both wrong," the third claimed with confidence. "the best way to pray is to lie down with your face to the floor."

Hearing all this, the repairman spoke up, "The best praying I've ever done in my life," he said, "was the time I was hanging upside down from a telephone pole."