Inspiration........... Bro Ban

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Inspiration........... Bro Ban

On the joke forum Bro Ban put a song and that started me thinking .... put some of the expressions that we remember.

Are you sitting in the belly of a world gone mad
Have you turned your back in His wish
On His will for your life, have you made Him sad
Do you want to get out of the big fish
Listen to God and follow His plan
And you won't be part of the main dish
He'll spit you out on to dry landScatYou're one brick short of a load now brother
You're one shot away from a bullseye
You are missing the mark on your spiritual walk
You started walking away now you're sinking -
Into the deep, wake up from the sleep
See your one fry short of a happy meal
You are incomplete by your own deceit
You turned your back, now you're going swimmingScat(Repeat Chorus)ScatYou're sinking low how low can you go
So low that you don't know which way to go
To the truth or to the dare?
If you take the dare then you'll be swallowed there
But run to the truth and you will find
That a rescue arrives right in time
To pick you up back on your feet
Obedience is neat.(Repeat scats and chorus)

In there there is :::

You're one brick short of a load.
You're one shot away rom a bulls eye
You're one fry short of a happy meal.

Mine :

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
The lights are on but no body's home.
You're like a deck of cards ... you need to be delt with.
Clear as mud.
You're not the brightest star in the galaxcy.
You're so smart ... You must have had alphabet soup for lunch.

Ok some body else.
 

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Woot!! Now I'm famous!!

Lemmee see...
You're a few quarts short of a gallon.
You've reached the bottom and started to dig.
 
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Naw I can afford one. Below is a picture of me riding my rich nieghbors new boat:
 

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Thought of some more but they are probably as old as me ..... He He :D:D:D:D

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

It takes two to tango.

He's right out to lunch.

He's off the wall.

I only put my foot in my mouth to change feet.

That doesn't cut it.

If she were any colder she would be an icecicle.
 
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When I think of pirogue, I always think of a little boat, like the one in front of this shack and an old guy in it with a fishing pole, poling down the bayou singing...

Goodbye Joe, he gotta go, me oh my oh
He gotta go -- pole the pirogue down the bayou
His Yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
Thibadaux, Fountaineaux the place is buzzin'
Kin-folk come, to see Yvonne, by the dozen
Dressed in style, they go hog wild, me oh my oh
[ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/adU ]
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou
Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher a mi-o
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
Settle down far from town get him a pirogue
And he'll catch all the fish on the bayou
Swap his mon to buy Yvonne what she need-o
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou
Jambalaya......repeat the 4 lines upto .. on the bayou

 

Dusty

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That's cool , Don .... I remember that song. Maybe I'm not so old huh ???....:cool::cool::cool::cool:
 

Dusty

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Another one .... He isn't the sharpest tack in the bunch.

And ..... I guess you must have had razor blade soup for lunch ... You're so smart.
 
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When I think of pirogue, I always think of a little boat, like the one in front of this shack and an old guy in it with a fishing pole, poling down the bayou singing...

Goodbye Joe, he gotta go, me oh my oh
He gotta go -- pole the pirogue down the bayou
His Yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
Thibadaux, Fountaineaux the place is buzzin'
Kin-folk come, to see Yvonne, by the dozen
Dressed in style, they go hog wild, me oh my oh
[ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/adU ]
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou
Jambalaya and a crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
'Cause tonight I'm gonna see my ma cher a mi-o
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
Settle down far from town get him a pirogue
And he'll catch all the fish on the bayou
Swap his mon to buy Yvonne what she need-o
Son of a gun we'll have big fun on the bayou
Jambalaya......repeat the 4 lines upto .. on the bayou

Now that is Cajun backwoods country Don!:D And yep that is a pirogue!
 
Aug 22, 2007
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I always wanted to have one of those old cabins you find out in the bayou, the ones you find on stilts. Fishin off your front porch, now that's livin.