Ive Got Jokes :d

#1
These are laffy taffy jokes...
After a while I'll come back and write the answer..but i want to give you a chance to answer.

Okay here we go :

# what kind of key doesn't open a lock?

# what does a pig write with?

# wht starts with T is full of T and ends with T?
 
#2
These are laffy taffy jokes...
After a while I'll come back and write the answer..but i want to give you a chance to answer.

Okay here we go :

# what kind of key doesn't open a lock?

# what does a pig write with?

# wht starts with T is full of T and ends with T?
erm.....i don't know! maybe the last answer would be the the letter T? :)
 
#10
These are laffy taffy jokes...
After a while I'll come back and write the answer..but i want to give you a chance to answer.

Okay here we go :

# what kind of key doesn't open a lock?

# what does a pig write with?

# wht starts with T is full of T and ends with T?
1. Donkey
2. No clue
3. Teapot
 
#12
Lol I have the answers : D ...at 8 in yhe morning lol

Chili, you got 1 & 3 right ^^

1) is a MONkey ( lol)
2) is an OINK pen
3) and the last is a teapot : D

Lol i know theyre corny but theyre still kinda humorous lol

And where, thats a good answer, i think when I told my brother He said piano key too lul.
 
#13
Oh brother paul..you were close..in fact I think your answer actually makes more sense then there's lol.

Like another joke they had was, "whats the hottest day of the week?

The answer was friday..but i felt SUNday could've worked as well.

Anywho..if anyone has jokes or riddles( thnx spin x D) you can post em here :3
 
#14
Oh yah he did lol..i thought was you chili since you quoted him lol..

And I just realized i gave the answer away when I was giving spin a hint..I actually wrote out "tea" x D ha
 
#15
I don't know many jokes, but did you know before he got married Boaz was a ruthless character?

Here is one...why wouldn't Moses answer Ex-Pres George W. when asked a question after Hurricane Katrina????

Because the last time he talked to a bush he had to wander in the desert for 40 years....

DUH!! Best I canndooo!
 
#20
There's a large room with a bunch of people around a long table. They are trying to come up with a name for a new sauce their company came up with. The janitor comes into the room to empty the trash, when he picks up a bottle of the sauce and says, 'wats-dis-ear-saws'?