Greetings:
A guy is driving around North Virginia. Sees a sign : talking dog for sale. Tells himself, I got to see this.
Rings bell and the owner answers. Takes the guy around back.
Guy... HI.
Dog... well, hello there.
Guy... Wow/ He can talk. Where did you learn English ?
Dog...I used to work for the C.I.A. They gave me to heads of state as a goodwill gift. I did a few words, but they all grew suspicious.
And gave me back to the embassy. I did four ,even did Putin.
Guy...Wow/ you are a real patriot. I would really like you to join my family.
Guy... how much ?
Owner...20 dollars.
Guy... that's impossible. He is a super patriot ; actually, the best dog in the whole world.
Owner...he's lying, he hasn't done anything.
bye
A guy is driving around North Virginia. Sees a sign : talking dog for sale. Tells himself, I got to see this.
Rings bell and the owner answers. Takes the guy around back.
Guy... HI.
Dog... well, hello there.
Guy... Wow/ He can talk. Where did you learn English ?
Dog...I used to work for the C.I.A. They gave me to heads of state as a goodwill gift. I did a few words, but they all grew suspicious.
And gave me back to the embassy. I did four ,even did Putin.
Guy...Wow/ you are a real patriot. I would really like you to join my family.
Guy... how much ?
Owner...20 dollars.
Guy... that's impossible. He is a super patriot ; actually, the best dog in the whole world.
Owner...he's lying, he hasn't done anything.
bye
