Joke// why did the cow jump over the moon

[krossquad]

Greetings:

She couldn't afford a Space X Spacelines ticket.

bye

 

[Marilyn C]

To try out her new pogo stick. Whoops.....

 

[Big Moose]

Mars was too high.

 

[bobinfaith]

It was cheaper than mooing to the moon.

 

[Cosia]

The moon didn't need any milk

 

[crossnote]

The cow didn't like cheese.

 

[Big Moose]

Because just orbiting is boring.

 

[thenami]

Silly peeps! I love these responses!

She wanted to win a gold medal for pole vaulting.

 

[crossnote]

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Maybe the cow wanted to perform for the little dog. (It seemed to work.)

 

[Cosia]

Cow is in training for the high jump.

 

[Big Moose]

Hey, diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Maybe the cow wanted to perform for the little dog. (It seemed to work.)

Apparently, the dish and spoon were terrified of where the cow was going to land......

 

[Big Moose]

Elon Musk is now coordinating with the cow on the getting to the moon part.

 

[crossnote]

Elon Musk is now coordinating with the cow on the getting to the moon part.

Is it called the Cow-X Project? lol

 

[crossnote]

why did the cow jump over the moon?​

Because it was there!

 

[Big Moose]

Did the cow, in fact, jump over the moon??? Or, was this only from the dog's perspective? Especially if it were a very small dog. Therefore I call.........FAKE NEWS!!!

 

[crossnote]

Did the cow, in fact, jump over the moon??? Or, was this only from the dog's perspective? Especially if it were a very small dog. Therefore I call.........FAKE NEWS!!!

Well, if you believe the dish can run away with a spoon, then anything is possible.

 

[Big Moose]

Now I have had spoons, and glasses for that matter, run away from my fingers while trying to pick them up...... Often while using the spoon as a catapult. lol

 

[thenami]

I was trying to think of something funny to say, but alas, that cat got my tongue.