Medical Talk

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Medical Talk

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital:

the Allergists voted to scratch it
the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves
the Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it
the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve
the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted
the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body"
the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
the Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness
the Radiologists could see right through it
the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
the Internists though t it was a bitter pill to swallow
the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
the Podiatrists thought it was a step forward
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
the Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some idiot in administration.