Pets
Here in the back woods of Kentucky, we got us pets just like everwhar else. They's just a little differnt, though...
Like my brother Billy Bob's youngin's got theyselves a pet snail. They go for walks with the little critter, but it takes 'em all day ta just go around the trailer house one time.
My uncle Bubba got hisself a pet possum. (But I think Bubba is just treatin' him good so's he can end up as lunch sometime.)
Aunt Clarese had a chicken as a pet, but her pet coyote done ate the critter, feathers and all.
My pet is my huntin' dog, Old Blue... he's a gettin on in years, now, but he still carries my shotgun for me and even bags a wild turkey hisself now and then. Darned good shot!
Pets is a real comfort to all of us. They need care, but that's what bein' a pet owner is all about. God gave us these critters and we love 'em just like family.
Y'all have a good day, now, y'hear?
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Here in the back woods of Kentucky, we got us pets just like everwhar else. They's just a little differnt, though...
Like my brother Billy Bob's youngin's got theyselves a pet snail. They go for walks with the little critter, but it takes 'em all day ta just go around the trailer house one time.
My uncle Bubba got hisself a pet possum. (But I think Bubba is just treatin' him good so's he can end up as lunch sometime.)
Aunt Clarese had a chicken as a pet, but her pet coyote done ate the critter, feathers and all.
My pet is my huntin' dog, Old Blue... he's a gettin on in years, now, but he still carries my shotgun for me and even bags a wild turkey hisself now and then. Darned good shot!
Pets is a real comfort to all of us. They need care, but that's what bein' a pet owner is all about. God gave us these critters and we love 'em just like family.
Y'all have a good day, now, y'hear?
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