I like to poke fun of myself for being fat, old, and a little goofy. And, I like to poke fun of my own church beliefs.
Being raised a Baptist, and now agreeing a great deal with Pentecostals; I now consider myself more of a Bapticostal.
Like Baptist, dancing is not allowed; Cause it's stupid!
Like Pentecostals, I don't agree with "Once saved, always saved" Aint no wonder church is half empty Sunday morning
I don't speak in tongs; We Baptist got enough trouble with English
Hope no one takes offense. Just poking fun of me.
Being raised a Baptist, and now agreeing a great deal with Pentecostals; I now consider myself more of a Bapticostal.
Like Baptist, dancing is not allowed; Cause it's stupid!
Like Pentecostals, I don't agree with "Once saved, always saved" Aint no wonder church is half empty Sunday morning
I don't speak in tongs; We Baptist got enough trouble with English
Hope no one takes offense. Just poking fun of me.