Pun Jokes

AllieWi · Mar 26, 2014

Please contribute. I love puns they make me happy.

I only know one--

Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted.

Get it? (A salted?)

AllieWi · Mar 26, 2014

A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

Mitspa · Mar 26, 2014

Man, those are pretty bad

...but I think that's what makes them funny right? :LOL:

Abdicate · Mar 26, 2014

AllieWi said:
A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.

Now that's punny

AllieWi · Mar 26, 2014

Mitspa said:
Man, those are pretty bad...but I think that's what makes them funny right?

I love the peanut one! It's so clever! You have to be witty and intelligent to come up with these, I think...

Ps I did not come up with these on my own. I'm clearly not that brilliant ;-)

Where is the Messiah · Mar 27, 2014

What about potato jokes? I hear they're apeeling.

Mitspa · Mar 27, 2014

Where is the Messiah said:
What about potato jokes? I hear they're apeeling.

That's bad

sooo bad its kinda funny :LOL:

Where is the Messiah · Mar 27, 2014

So corny, yet a-maize-ing?

Abdicate · Mar 27, 2014

Lincoln was never guilty of anything, he was in a cent

AllieWi · Mar 28, 2014

Abdicate said:
Lincoln was never guilty of anything, he was in a cent

LOVES IT

Mitspa · Mar 28, 2014

I have always thought that humor was a sign of intelligence? I must say this thread has challenged that idea to its core :LOL:

Brother Paul · Apr 10, 2014

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was able...

Brother Paul · Apr 10, 2014

The Bible is really about baseball...Sure don't you remember??? It all started in the big inning!

Where is the Messiah · Apr 10, 2014

Do you want to know how I study the bible? I Luke into it.

Brother Paul · Apr 10, 2014

Har har har...(i always express my Rs when I laugh cuz im frum Bahstahn neah Hahvahd...)