Redneck Medical Terms

Redneck Medical Terms

Barium- What the undertaker does to 'em once the doctors are through with 'em.

Benign- What a kid id after they be eight

Cauterize- To have gotten noticed by a women.

Cyst- To give someone in need a helpin hand.

Dilate- It sure beats dyin' early

Impotent- Significant and distinguished.

Node- To have been acquainted with someone in the past.

Pap Smear-To insult your pappy.

Pathology- the study of trails.

Rectum- Crashed 'em, totaled 'em.

Tumor- Not just one more.

X-rayed- For adult audiences only.