Sad News in Minnesota, USA

Pastor Gary

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Sad news from Minnesota, USA

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doubhboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins. Betty Crocker, the
Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high
with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in
Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life
was filed with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie,
wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man,
and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is
survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane
Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass
it on to someone having a crumby day or kneading a lift.
 
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