Something to think about...

[rtm3039]

• What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
• How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
• What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.
• Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
• Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I 'm not going to go spreading it!
• What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
• What goes up and down but doesn’t move? Stairs.
• What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
• What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
• Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

XRay

 

[Cosia]

Love the swimming trunks!

 

[Major]

• What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
• How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
• What did the cucumber say to the pickle? You mean a great dill to me.
• Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
• Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I 'm not going to go spreading it!
• What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
• What goes up and down but doesn’t move? Stairs.
• What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
• What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
• Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

XRay

What happens when a witch does not pay her mortgage? Her house is "RE-POSSESED"!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Where do forest rangers go on vacation?

I love this one...........Why is bra singular and panties plural?