The best drinking story ever


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The best drinking story ever

:smiley120::smiley10:THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER

From Texas, the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport,
comes a true story.

Recently, a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood
bar. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking
lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what
seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man
managed to find his own car - which he fell into. He was there for a few
minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry
night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed
a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more
patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot
and started to drive slowly down the street.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man
over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask
you to accompany me to the Police station. This breathalyzer equipment
must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight, I'm the designated decoy."


This IS GOOD!!!!!!
Chili out