The sinner and the saint
The Sinner and The Saint:
Sinner: Hallo Saint! Would you care for a little bit of sin?
Saint: Well, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt a fly.
Sinner: Good! I'm really glad to hear that. Have some of this then.
Saint: Um, there's just one problem.
Sinner: What now!?
Saint: You see, I'm not a fly.
The Sinner and The Saint:
Sinner: Hallo Saint! Would you care for a little bit of sin?
Saint: Well, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt a fly.
Sinner: Good! I'm really glad to hear that. Have some of this then.
Saint: Um, there's just one problem.
Sinner: What now!?
Saint: You see, I'm not a fly.