There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly perhaps she'l die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, i dont know why she swallowed the fly perhaps she'l die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird, what a nerd.! She swallowed the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly , I dont know why she swallowed the fly perhaps she'l die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat, imagine that!, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird she swallowed the bird to catch the spider she swallowed the sipder to catch fly I dont know why she swallowed the fly perhaps she'l die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog, what a hog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat she swallowed tha cat to catch the bird she swallowed the bird to catch the spider she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly perhaps she'l die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse SHE DIED OF COURSE!!

Say this song repeatedly until you get good and fast. I learned this in boyscouts

Chili out AAAAAAhahahahahahahahaahahhehehehehehehehe
 
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I learned "How Absurd, she swallowed a bird."

not..."A Nerd"

(I dont think the word "Nerd" existed when I learned that song.) :confused:

But, YEP! I remember that one too. :)
 

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This is a traditional children's story over here - though I guess you could sing it.
What book might it be Ausgirl? I'm courious. WOW it made it all the way over there. AH HA!! see how good it was! round the world:groupray::cool::D:israel::):p
 
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What book might it be Ausgirl? I'm courious. WOW it made it all the way over there. AH HA!! see how good it was! round the world:groupray::cool::D:israel::):p
It's just a book called 'There was an old woman'
The one I remember from my childhood had holes through the pages, so as she swallowed a new item, it was seen in the hole in her stomache when you turned the page if you get me!
 

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It's just a book called 'There was an old woman'
The one I remember from my childhood had holes through the pages, so as she swallowed a new item, it was seen in the hole in her stomache when you turned the page if you get me!

I got it dear. Makes sense to me mate!:cool::D
 

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Don't tell me that old lady is still swallowing the fly ? Poor lady .... LOL:D:D
 

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I bet Iv'e eaten more fly than her on my motorcycle through the years.
You can tell a happy moto rider by the bugs on thier teeth:D LOLOLOLOLOhehehehehahahah
GOOOOOODD stuuuuuuuufffffffffff!! TY Jesus for the ride!! amen