This dog needs help

Sep 6, 2008
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A poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to
the collie and complained, "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my
girlfriend ran away, and I'm nervous as a cat."

"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" asked the collie.

"I can't," replied the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch."
 
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