This may be the bravest cameraman ever!

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Personally... I think teaching a chicken to operate a camera like that is a better trick than a monkey doing a handstand on a tightrope walking goat.


I've been doing some serious thinking.
I'm going to stay in the circus and get me a chicken. :D



 
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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?


BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue
with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely
qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken
in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road.
But then, this really isn't about me......

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,
which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which
is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can
just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can
see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?'
That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that
chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
too. I say we stop eating chicken until we sort out this abomination
that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like
'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as
plain and as simple as that.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story
of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?
 
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why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?


barack Obama:
the Chicken Crossed The Road Because It Was Time For A
change! The Chicken Wanted Change!

john Mc Cain:
my Friends, That Chicken Crossed The Road Because He
recognized The Need To Engage In Cooperation And Dialogue
with All The Chickens On The Other Side Of The Road.

hillary Clinton:
when I Was First Lady, I Personally Helped That Little
chicken To Cross The Road. This Experience Makes Me Uniquely
qualified To Ensure -- Right From Day One! -- That Every Chicken
in This Country Gets The Chance It Deserves To Cross The Road.
but Then, This Really Isn't About Me......

oprah:
well, I Understand That The Chicken Is Having Problems,
which Is Why He Wants To Cross This Road So Bad. So Instead Of
having The Chicken Learn From His Mistakes And Take Falls, Which
is A Part Of Life, I'm Going To Give This Chicken A Car So That He Can
just Drive Across The Road And Not Live His Life Like The Rest Of The Chickens.

colin Powell:
now To The Left Of The Screen, You Can Clearly See The
satellite Image Of The Chicken Crossing The Road...

anderson Cooper - Cnn:
we Have Reason To Believe There Is A Chicken, But We Have
not Yet Been Allowed To Have Access To The Other Side Of The Road.

nancy Grace:
that Chicken Crossed The Road Because He's Guilty! You Can
see It In His Eyes And The Way He Walks.

dr Seuss:
did The Chicken Cross The Road? Did He Cross It With A Toad?
yes, The Chicken Crossed The Road, But Why It Crossed I've Not Been Told.

ernest Hemingway:
to Die In The Rain. Alone.

jerry Falwell:
because The Chicken Was Gay! Can't You People See The Plain Truth?'
that's Why They Call It The 'other Side.' Yes, My Friends, That
chicken Is Gay. And If You Eat That Chicken, You Will Become Gay
too. I Say We Stop Eating Chicken Until We Sort Out This Abomination
that The Liberal Media White Washes With Seemingly Harmless Phrases Like
'the Other Side. That Chicken Should Not Be Crossing The Road. It's As
plain And As Simple As That.

barbara Walters:
isn't That Interesting? In A Few Moments, We Will Be
listening To The Chicken Tell, For The First Time, The Heart Warming Story
of How It Experienced A Serious Case Of Molting, And Went On To Accomplish Its
lifelong Dream Of Crossing The Road.

aristotle:
it Is The Nature Of Chickens To Cross The Road.

al Gore:
i Invented The Chicken!

dick Cheney:
where's My Gun?
O-h M-y G-o-s-h Lol!
 
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Personally... I think teaching a chicken to operate a camera like that is a better trick than a monkey doing a handstand on a tightrope walking goat.


I've been doing some serious thinking.
I'm going to stay in the circus and get me a chicken. :D
LOL...that was a funny comment! The world is one crazy place at times, the monkey on the goat trick was a tuff one to beat.