Two left feet

[Alan Heeley]

Guess who inspired this little ditty ?

Thought for the day:-
Two left feet

Ever tried dancing
Me, I’ve two left feet!
Waltzing, I tread on too many toes
Concentrating on
One, two, three,

I always trip up over my own feet
disco dancing I look like I’ve been plugged into two forty volts,
No one will line dance with me
I Doe-Si'-Doe when I should be
Shimming around

When they say in church
Chap your hands, slide to the left
Spin round and praise the Lord I finish up backwards in the isle on the floor in a heap!
Not being slain by the spirit
Just got two left feet!

Tried marching once,
Best foot forward, but which one?
I always seem to choose the wrong foot then am out of step with the platoon!

But,

"If you walk with the Lord, you will never be out of step."

 

[Cosia]

Alan that is brilliant, love it!

 

[bobinfaith]

Good morning, Alan;

The first time I met my wife we were with a group of friends out dancing. She told me she was worried about her and me dancing because I had two left feet. I told her that's ok because she had two right feet so when we danced it would balance out. lol!