Har Har!
The definition of failure is giving up.
Really??????
What do you call a cow that wont give any milk???
AN UDDER failure!!!!!!!!
A decade ago, Carl's Jr. restaurant had a one day event: the Bacon Shake! Yes, a vanilla shake that tasted like bacon.Really, just HMMMM?
What do you call a cow in an earthquake..................A MILK SHAKE!
Cant be better than a PeanutButter shake!A decade ago, Carl's Jr. restaurant had a one day event: the Bacon Shake! Yes, a vanilla shake that tasted like bacon.
Of course I bought one!
But you miss the point. "Bacon Shake", like "Shake 'n Bake", but better!Cant be better than a PeanutButter shake!
But you miss the point. "Bacon Shake", like "Shake 'n Bake", but better!
Got to go............time for Perry Mason on TV!
Yes...........but I am "Elderly". We hate change!What? It's 2023, no DVR?
Have fun!
LOL. I was that way when I was a teenager. My uncle, who is 28 years my senior, called me "the old man" when I was seventeen!Yes...........but I am "Elderly". We hate change!
Dont fret.........you will be the same way!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs shorter than the other 2????????What do you call a cow with no legs???
Ground Beef!
My wife likes to say the better one is, "Doesn't matter. They won't come anyway!"
What do you call a one legged cow?What do you call a cow with 2 legs shorter than the other 2????????
"LEAN' beef!
Where to one legged waitresses work???
I HOP!
Did you hear about the talking sheep dog.What do you call a one legged cow?
"Peggy"!
Whats a DVR??????What? It's 2023, no DVR?
Have fun!
Whats a DVR??????