Why do brides wear white.?

[krossquad]

Greetings;


...the dishwasher is suppose to match the refrigerator...


bye

 

[Big Moose]

Jesus said it doesn't help to only wash the outside of the dishes.

 

[thenami]

I was a bride that did not wear white. Did that make me a defective appliance?
That could explain why I never liked doing the dishes. Maybe I was a boat anchor instead.

Good thing Jesus washed me white as snow on the inside.
In my heart, I can wash a mean dish

 

[crossnote]

My first job @14 was a dishwasher, but in no way does that make me a bride. lol

 

[crossnote]

I can wash a mean dish

do you mean a lean, mean and sometimes clean (dish)?

 

[Big Moose]

the dishwasher is suppose to match the refrigerator...

I've heard of the "drapes not matching the curtains", but this is a new one.

 

[thenami]

Yes, in my heart my pots and pans are spotless like my moms were.
I still dont know how her 40 year old stainless looked brand new.
Not a blemish on them things. I couldnt scrub them enough for her liking.
Thus, my disdain for anything dish related. Mine are clean, and thats good for me.

 

[bdavidc]

I stay out of kitchen theology. Last time I said something about dishes, my wife promoted me to full-time dishwasher ministry. Turns out sanctification can happen right over the sink.

Careful, brethren. One more dishwasher joke and we may all be assigned to the ministry of pots and pans. ~2 Opinions 4:7

 

[crossnote]

~2 Opinions 4:7

I couldn't find that one, no matter which translation I looked into.