Why I'm depressed....

Ginger

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English and I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. When I told him I was suicidal.
He got veery excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
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