why the FLU is good for U

Aug 19, 2014
U should only get a flu shot if it looks like u are going to die,
I suspect that when the flu invades my body it does 3 things,
1. it kills off all my genetically inferior cells
2. it massively boosts my immune system to fight cancer
3. it clears my lungs of all the dust, pollen, pollution, baby powder, etc
Yes i'm as sick as a dog for a week, but its like a reboot.
By getting a flu shot a person gets to keep all their dead cells lining their lungs and cancers.
That's my theory and i'm sticking to it...cough cough cough cough, er hand me a tissue.