"Windows Evolution"

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"Windows Evolution"

"Windows Evolution" is scientist Mr Bubusoo's exciting new book on, as it names suggests, the evolution of MS Windows.
But, in the context of this book, evolution does not have the ordinary sense of the word, it is meant to be the evolution as meant by Mr Darwin, by which you can get your body transformed and improved in order to solve your survival problems, whatever they may be, but you have to wait 1 or 2 million years for that, if you are still around.

The author has come up with new evidences (including fossils) to show that MS Windows was not programmed or designed by anybody, but rather it was evolved , just as fishes had evolved into apes (at least that's what Mr Darwin had believed). Mr Bubusoo also argued that there is no such thing as programmer and it is merely delusion.

Mr Bubusoo has successfully tracked down Windows' whole evolution path - Vista was evolved out of Windows XP, XP out of Windows 2000, Windows 2000 out of Windows 98, and so on, until it came to the first version.

But you may wonder how did the first version of Windows come about ?
The author has again successfully answered this question by proving that it evolved out of some extremely ancient, primitive firmwares, so ancient and primitive that it is quicker to count your fingers than to wait for answers from them. But how could have firmwares evolved into MS Windows, which are totally different things ?
Well, Mr Bubusoo once again answered successfully by saying "by the need of survival... if a fish could turn into an ape, why couldn't firmwares turn into MS Windows ?".

And those firmwares were in turn evolved from some hardwares long, long, long time ago (at least long enough so that no witness/proof is needed).

Since nobody programmed MS Windows, Mr Bubusoo reasoned, we shouldn't be charged to use Windows. ;)
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Tom C.
 
Makes perfect sense to me.

As a Christian I didn't at one time believe in evolution, but I do now. What happened was a friend of mine has a machine shop and one night back in July of 2006, when no one was around, the guard dog accidentally knocked over a tank of welding gas and it exploded. When the summoned owner arrived on the site there sat a brand new 2006 Mercedes Benz car in the rubble. He washed it off and still drives it to this day. We were all totally astonished.

History also tells us that the Websters Unabridged Dictionary was actually brought into being by a similar explosion of a gas stove in Websters print shop. Who knows what else was created in this manner.

Oh yes, I definately believe in the big bang theory and evolution. Vista too, however I wish I would have waited a couple more years for the evolution of Vista to have completed.
 
"Windows Evolution" - here is the right version

The "Windows Evolution" is scientist Mr Bubusoo's exciting new book on, as its name suggests, the evolution of MS Windows.

But, in the context of this book, evolution does not have the ordinary sense of the word, it is meant to be the evolution as described by Mr Darwin, by which you can get your body transformed and improved in order to solve your survival problems, whatever they may be, but you have to wait 1 or 2 million years for that, if you are still around.
And also you'll end up wondering why you have to love to play poker, have to be able to appreciate music, read poetry, have to lose all your fur, run much slower than animals -- all just "for the sake of survival".

The author has come up with new evidences (including fossils) to show that MS Windows was not programmed or designed by anybody, but rather it was evolved , just as fishes had evolved into apes (at least that's what Mr Darwin had believed). Mr Bubusoo also argued that there is no such thing as programmer and it is merely delusion.

Mr Bubusoo has successfully tracked down Windows' whole evolution path - Vista was evolved out of Windows XP, XP out of Windows 2000, Windows 2000 out of Windows 98, and so on, until it came to the first version.

But you may wonder how did the first version of Windows come about ?
The author has again successfully answered this question by proving that it evolved out of some extremely ancient, primitive firmwares, so ancient and primitive that it is quicker to count your fingers than to wait for answers from them. And those firmwares were in turn evolved from some hardwares long, long, long time ago (at least long enough so that no witness/proof is needed).

But how could have hardwares evolved into MS Windows, which are totally different things ?
Well, Mr Bubusoo once again answered successfully with "by the need of survival... if a fish could turn into an ape, why couldn't hardwares turn into MS Windows ?".

Since nobody programmed MS Windows, Mr Bubusoo reasoned, we shouldn't be charged to use Windows.
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right version here

The "Windows Evolution"


The "Windows Evolution" is scientist Mr Bubusoo's exciting new book on, as its name suggests, the evolution of MS Windows.

But, in the context of this book, evolution does not have the ordinary sense of the word, it is meant to be the evolution as described by Mr Darwin - which is like a big cosmetic surgery (along with mental surgery) aiming at solving your survival problems, whatever they may be, but you have to wait 1 or 2 million years for it to complete, if you are still around. Though we're still left wondering why we have to become fond of playing poker, have to be able to appreciate music, read poetry, have to lose all our fur, run much slower than animals -- in order to survive ?

Anyway, the author has come up with new evidences (including fossils) to show that MS Windows was not programmed or designed by anybody, but rather it was evolved , just as fishes had evolved into apes (at least that's what Mr Darwin had believed). Mr Bubusoo also argued that there is no such thing as programmer and it is merely delusion.

Mr Bubusoo has successfully tracked down Windows' whole evolution path - Vista was evolved out of Windows XP, XP out of Windows 2000, Windows 2000 out of Windows 98, and so on, until it came to the first version.

But you may wonder how did the first version of Windows come about ?
The author has again successfully answered this question by proving that it evolved out of some extremely ancient, primitive firmwares, so ancient and primitive that it is quicker to count your fingers than to wait for answers from them. And those firmwares were in turn evolved from some hardwares long, long, long time ago (at least long enough so that no witness/proof is required).

But how could have hardwares evolved into MS Windows, which are totally different things ?
Well, Mr Bubusoo once again answered successfully with "by the need of survival... if a fish could turn into an ape, why couldn't hardwares turn into MS Windows ?".

Since nobody programmed MS Windows, Mr Bubusoo reasoned, we shouldn't be charged to use Windows.
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These are barely different. Is this part of the satire or am I missing something?
 
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