Jury Duty
I got a letter in the mail today from the United States District Court, District of Minnesota.
I’ve been placed on the Master Jury Wheel.
It came with a questionnaire I have to fill out and send back.
It also came with some frequently asked questions.
This is my favorite.
Q. - What if the questionnaire recipient has died?
A. - Please write “deceased” on the front of the questionnaire and return the questionnaire in the enclosed envelope.
So…. Do you think they’ll believe me if I tell them I died?
I got a letter in the mail today from the United States District Court, District of Minnesota.
I’ve been placed on the Master Jury Wheel.
It came with a questionnaire I have to fill out and send back.
It also came with some frequently asked questions.
This is my favorite.
Q. - What if the questionnaire recipient has died?
A. - Please write “deceased” on the front of the questionnaire and return the questionnaire in the enclosed envelope.
So…. Do you think they’ll believe me if I tell them I died?