Why men are so happy!
Men Are Happy People--
What do you expect from such
simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all
yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You
can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the
truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too
icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at
your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit
for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to
invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair
of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no
matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a
pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24
in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Men Are Happy People--
What do you expect from such
simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all
yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is
just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You
can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the
truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just too
icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at
your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one
suitcase You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit
for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to
invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in
public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair
of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no
matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a
pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24
in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.