Anger Management

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Anger Management

That last post from Jasher reminded me of this couple who had this Anger issue, but the wife came up with a solution.

> Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control
> your anger?"

> Wife: "I clean the toilet ..."

> Husband: "How does that help?"

> Wife: "I use your toothbrush.
 
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UUUGGGHHHH! I actually saw that in a cutsie movie about Marty Stouffer and his family called " Wild America"- a very entertaining tale of three brothers who grow up to be wild life photographers. A little off topic I know but your post reminded me of that.
 

Dusty

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That last post from Jasher reminded me of this couple who had this Anger issue, but the wife came up with a solution.

> Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control
> your anger?"

> Wife: "I clean the toilet ..."

> Husband: "How does that help?"

> Wife: "I use your toothbrush.

Ewwww ...... Gross.
 

Banarenth

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That reminds me about an old couple sitting on the porch sipping tea.

Suddenly the wife looks over at her husband, and slaps him as hard as she could.

Husband: "What did you do that for!!!"

Wife: "That was for 60 years of bad sex!!!"

The husband thought about this for a moment, then pushed her out of her chair.

Wife: "What was that for?!?"

Husband: "That was for knowing the difference!!"
 

Banarenth

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XD There is always someone who has things worse that you. As they say, somedays you are the dog, others you are the fire hydrant.