Baby Talk Explained
Baby Talk Explained
Researchers and language-experts at the National Baby Speech School have finally deciphered the mystery of "baby talk" that has baffled millions of human beings worldwide.
Using specialized computers and children under 5-years-old, they have come up with a few basic and very universal words known throughout society, such as "bathroom", "food", "be quiet", and others.
Here is an example:
Bahahkalaha - "I said I wanted a bottle, not a diaper!"
Hkshjahjahjahjallay - "Man, my aunt is a strange one, isn't she?"
Jlalahkaeyjagalmn - "Leave me alone - I'm sleeping."
Boboyaoaloahwq - "Drop the bottle and no one gets hurt!"
Ilahbgejqjalaippanz - "Please, tell the senior citizens not to pull on my cheeks. No offense to the oldies but..."
Ulajahjhaknpolaol - "Life is precious, so don't waste it complaining."
Further updates to come. Please visit the Baby Speech School's website (link is not real) at http://...babyschool (dot) org.
Baby Talk Explained
Researchers and language-experts at the National Baby Speech School have finally deciphered the mystery of "baby talk" that has baffled millions of human beings worldwide.
Using specialized computers and children under 5-years-old, they have come up with a few basic and very universal words known throughout society, such as "bathroom", "food", "be quiet", and others.
Here is an example:
Bahahkalaha - "I said I wanted a bottle, not a diaper!"
Hkshjahjahjahjallay - "Man, my aunt is a strange one, isn't she?"
Jlalahkaeyjagalmn - "Leave me alone - I'm sleeping."
Boboyaoaloahwq - "Drop the bottle and no one gets hurt!"
Ilahbgejqjalaippanz - "Please, tell the senior citizens not to pull on my cheeks. No offense to the oldies but..."
Ulajahjhaknpolaol - "Life is precious, so don't waste it complaining."
Further updates to come. Please visit the Baby Speech School's website (link is not real) at http://...babyschool (dot) org.
