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Check this out

A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the
Guyanese driver that because he was wearing his seat belt he had
just won $5,000 the Province safety competition. What are you
going to do with the money?'
asked the policeman.
'Well, I goin get a driver's license,' he answered.

'Oh, don't listen to him,' yelled the Trini woman in the
passenger's seat... 'He's a smart alect when he drunk.'
This woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at
the cop and moaned, 'I knew we was not gonna get far in dis
thief-in car.'
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican
voice said, in patois, 'Yow!, I man mek it 'crass di barder yet?'
The Canadian Highway Patrolman smiled, and handed the $5,000 check
to the driver. 'I always loved the island talk, but I could never
understand it. Have a nice day.'





 
#4
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Good one, Dusty!:)

Actually, it's Arnold that I have a hard time understanding...in Total Recall...

"Come on, Cohegan, you got what you wanted...give dis pipple ear!"

:p