Christian one-liners

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Christian one-liners

An internet friend of mine sent these, apologies if you've seen them, but I enjoyed them!
~Life is short, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. ~

Don't let your worries get the
> > Best of you; remember, Moses started
> > Out as a basket case.
> >
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> > Some people are kind, polite, and
> > Sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
> >
> > &n bsp; *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
> >
> > Many folks want to serve God,
> > But only as advisors.
> >
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> >
> > It is easier to preach ten sermons
> > Than it is to live one.
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> > The good Lord didn't create anything
> > Without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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> >
> > When you get to your wit's end,
> > You'll find God lives there.
> >
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> >
> > People are funny; they want the front
> > Of the bus, the middle of the road, and
> > The back of the church.
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> > Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
> > Bangs on your front door forever.
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> >
> > Quit griping about your church;
> > If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
> >
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> >
> > If the church wants a better pastor,
> > It only needs to pray for the one it has.
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> >
> > God Himself does not propose to judge
> > A man until he is dead. So why should you?
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> >
> > Some minds are like concrete-
> > Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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> >
> > Peace starts with a smile.
> >
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> >
> > I don't know why some people
> > Change churches; what difference does
> >
> > It make which one you stay home from?
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> >
> > A lot of church members who are singing
> >
> > "Standing on the Promises"
> >
> > Are just sitting on the premises.
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> >
> > W e were called to be witnesses,
> >
> > Not lawyers or judges.
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> > Be ye fishers of men. You catch Them -
> >
> > He'll clean them.
> >
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> >
> > Coincidence is when God
> >
> > Chooses to remain anonymous.
> >
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> >
> > Don't put a question mark
> >
> > Where God put a period.
> >
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> >
> > Don't wait for 6 strong men
> >
> > To take you to church.
> >
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> >
> > Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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> >
> > God doesn't call the qualified,
> >
> > He qualifies the called.
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> >
> > God grades on the cross, not the curve.
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> >
> > God loves everyone, but
> >
> > probably prefers
> > "fruits of the spirit" over
> >
> > "religious nuts!"
> >
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> >
> > God promises a safe landing,
> >
> > Not a calm passage.
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> > He who angers you, controls you!
> >
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> > If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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> > Prayer:
> >
> > Don't give God instructions --
> >
> > just report for duty!
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> >
> > The task ahead of us is never as
> > Great as the Power behind us.
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> >
> > The Will of God never takes you to
> > Where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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> > We don't change the message,
> >
> > The message changes us.
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> >
> > You can tell how big a person is
> >
> > By what it takes to discourage him.
> >
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> >
> > The best mathematical equation
> >
> > I have ever seen:
> > 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
> > *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
 
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LOl LOL LOL Thanx Jax, You started my morning off right...:D

Violet :ph34rwhere did you get that picture of me ? Red jammies and everything, except I dye my gray hair Sagria color...
 
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A lot of church members who are singing
> >
> > "Standing on the Promises"
> >
> > Are just sitting on the premises.

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