"Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway." -- A member of the Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane.
"A reminder to all lady Lancers that you are not to wear t-shirt tank tops on campus. If you do so, you will be asked to remove them." -- An announcement that appeared in a Hilltop High School (Home of the Lancers) bulletin.
Sign in a Goodwill that I shopped at in The Dalles, OR. I got a picture of my friend just looooooking at the sign like he was going crazy. The clothing section was downstairs. Upstairs is furniture and household items.
"WARNING: You are to leave all clothing downstairs while shopping!"
