Church bloopers.

Church bloopers.

Church bulletin bloopers I have read:

Here are some of my favorites or at least the jist of the ones I can remember. You may want to share some too.

--For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. --
--The Rev. Smith spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
--The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
--The music for today's service was all composed by Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
--Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
--The concert held in our social center was a great success. And we give thanks to the pastor's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
--15 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Mary Brown last evening. Mrs. Brown and Mrs. Forrest sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
--Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.

And my very favorites:

Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

In good humor from this faithful church lady. :D