credicard

credicard

A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look
old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The
husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect. His Funeral is
Friday - The celebration is afterwards - All you can eat and drink until
his credit card is maxed - then shredded


:D:D:D:p:p:cool:
 
BROTHER!!!!!!!
Do not!!!
I repeat… DO NOT, ever say that to your wife. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:










But just in case you do… how much you got left on your card? :D
 

Dusty

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