Do You Know Your Hymns ?

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Do You Know Your Hymns ?

IF YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS, THIS IS A HOOT.

The Dentist’s Hymn Crown Him with Many Crowns

The Weatherman’s Hymn There Shall be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor’s Hymn The church is One foundation

The Tailor’s Hymn Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer’s Hymn There is a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician’s Hymn Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist’s Hymn Open My Eyes That I May See

The IRS Agent’s Hymn I Surrender All

The Gossip’s Hymn Pass it On

The Shopper’s Hymn Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor’s Hymn I’ve Got a Mansion Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn He Touched Me

The Doctor’s Hymn The Great Physician

And for those who speed on the highway – a few Hymns

45mph God Will Take Care of You
65mph Nearer My God To Thee
85mph This World is Not My Home
95mhp Lord, I am Coming Home
100mph Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord
Give me the grace to see a joke
To get some humor out of life
And Pass it on to other folk