Ooh! Ooh! Restaurant?
Olive Garden's Chicken Fetucini (or however you spell it) with breadsticks and extra fetucini (or however you spell it) sauce.
I ate dog once. Cubed with barbeque sauce.
It tasted like steak.
yeah, try the Macaroni Grill when you get a chance!
It's a chain like Olive Garden, so there's a lot of them. Probably slightly more expensive than OG, tho.
Never been big on oysters myself. Especially not in stuffing. Proper stuffing should have only these ingredients, IMO: cornbread, onions, celery, sage, thyme, garlic and spices. I also like to add roasted pecans (on top when baking), maybe some bell pepper, but that's pushing it. And only butter for sauteeing the vegetables beforehand.