Pronunciation can be difficult with English and even though it's the only language I speak, I've made many mistakes.
A favourite of mine though came from a younger brother who told me the songs I sang were rubbish and the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem song book I had contained stupid words. It didn't help that the words were hyphenated to align with the music but the words (as he said them,) he picked out were:
milly-tia (militia) and fu-silliers (fusiliers)
I'm pretty sure if he'd have looked further, he would have found The Rare Old Mountain Dew which does contain a nonsense chorus, along the lines of "skiddly idle dum", etc. but he chose that one.
I recently suggested that if you pronounced it differently, one could suggest Lettuces was a famous Greek or Roman rather than something I grow in the garden.
Ha ha haaaa....that reminds of some silly movie where they pronounced Socrates the philosopher So-Crates.
