God and the Loch Ness Monster

#1
Guy falls out of plane and sees monster below him.

He cries "God help me"

God replies but you don't believe in me.

He answers but I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either...

God says OK but I will only change hearts.

He says OK change the heart of the beast below.

Things rewind, he falls out again and the monster says "Thank you Lord for the meal you have so graciously given"
 
#3
I love it! Ha ha! :D

Guy falls out of plane and sees monster below him.

He cries "God help me"

God replies but you don't believe in me.

He answers but I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either...

God says OK but I will only change hearts.

He says OK change the heart of the beast below.

Things rewind, he falls out again and the monster says "Thank you Lord for the meal you have so graciously given"